Top 7 Ballot Designations more desirable than Businessman

Posted by jason

7. Loan Shark
6. Repo Man
5. Mortician
4. Falun Gong Member
3. Mud Wrestler
2. Tackle Dummy
1. Random Inanimate Object

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  1. Gabriel – June 08, 2006 @ 09:04 AM
    I got some more that play a little better with the voters for next time. But we might need to run them by the City Attorney first.

    5) Home-owning Yuppie Businessman
    4) None-of-your-Businessman
    3) Gentrifier
    2) Ellis Eviction Specialist
    1) Successful Bussinessperson
  2. chad – June 08, 2006 @ 11:51 AM
    you forgot 8) Iraqi Insurgent
  3. Jeff – June 08, 2006 @ 05:42 PM
    If I ever run for office, I'll list myself as: Honky Oppressor
  4. Jamie – June 09, 2006 @ 06:14 PM
    Now you can call yourself the "Asian-dating Pimp."