I should have woken up earlier. Sigh. Will be in shape and awake next year. From the SF Chronicle
and a fishnet-clad Darth Vader may still be out there… Darth likes to load up on lots of carbs and lots of alcohol,” the Dark Lord said about five minutes into the race as he lifted his mask to pound a Jello shot laced with tequila.
“This race is my chance to fight for Darth Vader’s transgender rights,” said the plastic-light-saber-wielding man also known as 28-year-old Sergio Montoya of Houston. “I told Luke I’m not just his father but that I’m also his mother. I’m his mother trapped in his father’s male body.”